A Professor was teaching about Proverbs
15:1. He asked his students, 'why do we
shout in anger? Why do people shout at
each other when they are upset?' The
students thought for awhile. One said,
because we lose our calm. But why shout
when the other person is just next to you,'
asked the professor? Isn't it possible to
speak to him or her with a soft voice? Why
do you shout at a person when you are
angry? The students gave some answers but
none satisfied the Professor. Finally he
explained, 'when two people are angry at
each other, there is a distance in their hearts
psychologically. To cover the distance, they
must shout to be able to hear each other.
The angrier they are,the stronger they will
shout to hear each other through that great
distance. Then the Professor asked, 'What
happens when two people fall in love? They
don't shout at each other but talk softly.
Why?Because their hearts are psychologically
close. The distance between them is very
close. The Professor continued, 'When they
love each other even more, what happens?
Monday, January 11, 2016
DICTIONARY AND THE WORD
A dictionary is a reference book that gives some information about words. Every user of the English language is therefore expected to make the dictionary a valuable companion. The fact that nobody is a compendium of knowledge makes the dictionary indispensable as far as its uses are concerned. Yet, in order to use it intelligently, one needs some understanding of its plan.
But there are several misconceptions about dictionaries. First, people do think all dictionaries are alike. There are always differences among dictionaries as no two dictionaries have the same pattern of plan. Second, people generally think that dictionaries are infallible (i.e, without mistakes or errors). The fact remains that nothing and no nobody is infallible. It is possible for two dictionaries to disagree on a particular point, ye both of them cannot be right at the same time: it is either one or the other. Third, people do believe that when a particular word does not feature in the dictionary, then it does not exist or is not correct. But even the largest and unabridged dictionaries do not include every new word, slang, and change in meaning.
But there are several misconceptions about dictionaries. First, people do think all dictionaries are alike. There are always differences among dictionaries as no two dictionaries have the same pattern of plan. Second, people generally think that dictionaries are infallible (i.e, without mistakes or errors). The fact remains that nothing and no nobody is infallible. It is possible for two dictionaries to disagree on a particular point, ye both of them cannot be right at the same time: it is either one or the other. Third, people do believe that when a particular word does not feature in the dictionary, then it does not exist or is not correct. But even the largest and unabridged dictionaries do not include every new word, slang, and change in meaning.
‘Herbalist hypnotised, raped, defrauded me of N7.9m’
Police have arrested a native doctor for reportedly hypnotising, raping and defrauding a 32-year-old lady (names withheld) of N7,900,000.
The suspect, Ifatade Elegbeleye Ademola, who hails from Ado Ekiti, poses as a cab driver and after selecting a victim, either introduces himself as a native doctor who specialises in curing different types of ailments or as being able to provide house helps.
According to the victim, who is into oil and gas business, “I met the suspect in March 2011 after my mother boarded his cab a couple of times from Iyana Ipaja to the house.”
She said Ademola assisted her mother with a sales representative. Later he told her mother that while he was praying to know if the sales rep would stay, he got a revelation that her daughter has a water husband.
The suspect, Ifatade Elegbeleye Ademola, who hails from Ado Ekiti, poses as a cab driver and after selecting a victim, either introduces himself as a native doctor who specialises in curing different types of ailments or as being able to provide house helps.
According to the victim, who is into oil and gas business, “I met the suspect in March 2011 after my mother boarded his cab a couple of times from Iyana Ipaja to the house.”
She said Ademola assisted her mother with a sales representative. Later he told her mother that while he was praying to know if the sales rep would stay, he got a revelation that her daughter has a water husband.
2 arrested over attempt to defraud Gov Fayose
Ekiti State Police Command, yesterday, paraded two suspects, Benedict Odiga, 38 and Abdusalam Hassan, 30, for attempting to obtain money from Governor Ayo Fayose under false pretence.
State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Etop James, said the suspects, who claimed to be President Buhari’s private security aides, were arrested at the governor's Afao-Ekiti country home.
However, one of the suspects, Benedict Odiga, denied trying to obtain money from Governor Fayose under false pretence, saying he was in Ekiti to see the governor, which he said was successful.
He said: “We only used those documents to beat security so that we can get access to the governor. We did not have a sinister mission, nothing to achieve. We did not demand for money from the governor. Our mission was just to see him.”
Asked why the governor got them arrested, if they were there to help him escape impeachment as being rumoured, Benedict said: “We discussed with him and when he suspected that those documents were forged, he decided to call the police.”
State Commissioner of Police, Mr. Etop James, said the suspects, who claimed to be President Buhari’s private security aides, were arrested at the governor's Afao-Ekiti country home.
However, one of the suspects, Benedict Odiga, denied trying to obtain money from Governor Fayose under false pretence, saying he was in Ekiti to see the governor, which he said was successful.
He said: “We only used those documents to beat security so that we can get access to the governor. We did not have a sinister mission, nothing to achieve. We did not demand for money from the governor. Our mission was just to see him.”
Asked why the governor got them arrested, if they were there to help him escape impeachment as being rumoured, Benedict said: “We discussed with him and when he suspected that those documents were forged, he decided to call the police.”
Sunday, January 10, 2016
"Only insecure men oppress their wives"
W ife of Pastor Felix Adejumo, President, Agape Christian Ministries, Rev(Mrs)Funke Felix-Adejumo is one of Nigeria's most influential ministers’ wives.
The international motivational speaker and philanthropist gives tips to a successful marriage and speaks of her forthcoming Women on the Winning Edge conference.
A lot of marriages crash even before they start; what has sustained yours?
My husband and I would have been married for 32 years by September 8 this year. In these 32 years, we’ve both prayed together every day! When we are not together we pray on the phone.
Also, we agreed on transparency and honesty.
We tell ourselves absolute truth; what nobody on earth can tell us. We confront our selves. And our bedroom has remained our ‘court room’ for years. Also, we are committed to making the marriage work. Divorce is not an option for us. That has been our cliché from the beginning.
So, the major and greatest force in our marriage is God. And that’s not to sound religious. It is what God keeps that is kept.
Then, my husband is my only and best friend while I am his. I always encourage singles to marry their friends.
Many working women complain family commitments slow them down in their career pursuits. What was your experience like and how did you cope?
God has blessed me with one of the most responsible family men on earth. When our marriage was young and we were raising our kids, my husband was committedly involved. We raised the kids together and he also helped with school runs and works.
He put the children and me before church work and ministry. This disposition simplified my life extensively.
There were times when my husband will tell me to rest while he rocked the baby to sleep.
The international motivational speaker and philanthropist gives tips to a successful marriage and speaks of her forthcoming Women on the Winning Edge conference.
A lot of marriages crash even before they start; what has sustained yours?
My husband and I would have been married for 32 years by September 8 this year. In these 32 years, we’ve both prayed together every day! When we are not together we pray on the phone.
Also, we agreed on transparency and honesty.
We tell ourselves absolute truth; what nobody on earth can tell us. We confront our selves. And our bedroom has remained our ‘court room’ for years. Also, we are committed to making the marriage work. Divorce is not an option for us. That has been our cliché from the beginning.
So, the major and greatest force in our marriage is God. And that’s not to sound religious. It is what God keeps that is kept.
Then, my husband is my only and best friend while I am his. I always encourage singles to marry their friends.
Many working women complain family commitments slow them down in their career pursuits. What was your experience like and how did you cope?
God has blessed me with one of the most responsible family men on earth. When our marriage was young and we were raising our kids, my husband was committedly involved. We raised the kids together and he also helped with school runs and works.
He put the children and me before church work and ministry. This disposition simplified my life extensively.
There were times when my husband will tell me to rest while he rocked the baby to sleep.
Thursday, January 07, 2016
2-month old girl killed, abandoned in refuse dump
The
lifeless body of a two-month old baby girl, with her neck twisted, was found in
a carton at a refuse dump located near Salvation Army Primary School, Sabo,
Ikorodu, Lagos, yesterday.
The body was reportedly
discovered at about 8a.m. by a man who went to the site to defecate. He raised
the alarm.
Passers-by, especially
women, rained curses on whoever could have killed and abandoned the baby. They,
thereafter, invited officials of the Ambulance Unit of the Ministry of Health.
The
body was in a carton with diapers, a gown and an Ankara wrapper.
Wednesday, January 06, 2016
Alleged N82 million dinner: Wole Soyinka reacts
Rivers State Information
Commissioner , Dr Austin Tam-George, declared that the state government would
demand a refund of the N82million expended by former Governor Rotimi Amaechi on
Professor Wole Soyinka’s dinner if it confirms that the Nobel Laureate received
part of the the funds in cash.
Below is Soyinka’s reaction to
the allegation:
Those who flounder in the sewage of corruption
By Wole Soyinka
This morning, I saw only the
headlines in one or two print media regarding the 80th Birthday dinner to which
I was hosted by the former governor of Rivers State, the Honorable Rotimi
Amechi, now Minister of Aviation. I ignored them. It was not, and remains not
my business to probe into the catering and logistical implications of the
hundreds of institutions and governments all over the world to whom I
acknowledge an immense debt of unsolicited recognition over the years.
Since then however, I have learnt
of some unsavory statements by the insecure incumbent of the Rivers State
government Lodge. These included a loose invitation to anti-crime agencies to
investigate the potential crime of being honoured through any occasion. The
unprecedented call by this governor is prescient of a warning I recounted in my
recent pamphlet publication THE REPUBLIC OF LIARS, and was taken from my
address to an anti-corruption global conference that took place in Tunisia two
years ago. Those words were: CORRUPTION STRIKES BACK. In this ongoing instance,
that expression translates most vividly as “Those who are neck deep in the
sewage of corruption ensure that they splatter sewage in all possible and
improbable directions.”
I do however fully support the
Wikeleaks call for multi-directional probes. I recommend further that he involve
the services of INTERPOL to guarantee its extension to all international
organisations and governments to whom I owe uncountable events of recognition –
including birthday luncheons, dinners, cultural receptions and events of real,
fictitious, or simply opportunistic flavoring – to which I have submitted
myself.
The descent to this present level
of abominable distractions makes one truly despair. It is one that even I did
not envisage when I warned – CORRUPTION STRIKES BACK! Whether it brings honour
or dishonour to the nation is another matter – I am saddened, but indifferent.
This goat and tiger teach the world a lesson
An unlikely friendship between a tiger and a goat who was supposed to be his dinner has charmed Russia.
In a zoo in the far reaches of Siberia, predator and prey have become best buddies. Amur the tiger and Timur the goat’s charmed life started in late November, when Amur decided not to eat the goat when it was unleashed into his enclosure.
The intention was that the goat would be a gastronomic delight, not a playpal. But instead the two animals appear to have bonded, sharing a food bowl and appearing to play with each other by romping through Amur’s pen.
DO YOU KNOW ENGLISH IS A CRAZY LANGUAGE?
English is the most widely spoken language in the history of our planet, used in some way by at least one out of every seven human beings around the globe. Half of the world's books are written English, and the majority of international telephone calls are made in English. English has acquired the widest vocabulary of all the world's languages, perhaps as many as two million words, and has generated one of the noblest bodies of literature in the annals of the human race.
By Gani Gab Abisoye Bamgbose
By Gani Gab Abisoye Bamgbose
Adding "ONLY" in different positions, a sentence meant 8 separate things
ENGLISH IS A FUNNY LANGUAGE!
Professor Ernest Brennecke of Columbia is credited with inventing a sentence that can be made to have eight different meanings by placing ONE WORD in all possible positions in the sentence: "I hit him in the eye yesterday." The word is "ONLY".
READ IT HERE
READ IT HERE
My jealous husband says he will kill us
My husband and I have been married for close to 15 years and I love him. He loves me too in his own way and is a good father to the children.
Recently, his love has turned to vicious jealousy. He believes I‘ve always indulged in secret affairs and has compiled a list of ‘suspects’ which includes my former boss, a friend’s husband and my new boss.
Now he’s resorting to violence. He’s threatening he would maim me if I don’t confess to all these drummed up affairs and the children are getting a bit frightened of him. The last straw was when he recently grabbed me by the throat because I was dancing so seductively at an outdoor party.
Recently, his love has turned to vicious jealousy. He believes I‘ve always indulged in secret affairs and has compiled a list of ‘suspects’ which includes my former boss, a friend’s husband and my new boss.
Now he’s resorting to violence. He’s threatening he would maim me if I don’t confess to all these drummed up affairs and the children are getting a bit frightened of him. The last straw was when he recently grabbed me by the throat because I was dancing so seductively at an outdoor party.
One night with my best friend’s brother
A few months ago, my best friend’s brother paid a visit to one of the top managers in the office I worked for. He didn’t know I worked there and was actually glad to see me.
He offered me lunch and we had a lovely time. When he asked where I stayed, I told him. I thought he was just being polite but you can imagine how surprised I was when I saw him at my doorsteps a few days later. He said he was in the neighbourhood to see a friend.
I invited him in and we ended up sleeping together. Afterwards we both regretted it because he’s married with two young children, and we agreed not to say a word to anyone.
He offered me lunch and we had a lovely time. When he asked where I stayed, I told him. I thought he was just being polite but you can imagine how surprised I was when I saw him at my doorsteps a few days later. He said he was in the neighbourhood to see a friend.
I invited him in and we ended up sleeping together. Afterwards we both regretted it because he’s married with two young children, and we agreed not to say a word to anyone.
Friday, December 18, 2015
Urinating without pay
(A WHATSAPP MESSAGE I LIKE)
A man reached 70 years of age and was affected by a disease which made him unable to urinate.
The doctors told him that he needs an operation to cure the disease.
He agreed to do the operation as the problem was giving him severe pain for days.
When the operation was completed the doctor gave him a bill which covered all the costs.
After looking at the bill, the man started crying. Upon seeing this, the doctor said "If the cost is too high then we could make some other arrangements for you.
"The old man replied, "I am not crying because of the money but I am crying because God let me urinate for 70 years and He never sent me a bill!"
A man reached 70 years of age and was affected by a disease which made him unable to urinate.
The doctors told him that he needs an operation to cure the disease.
He agreed to do the operation as the problem was giving him severe pain for days.
When the operation was completed the doctor gave him a bill which covered all the costs.
After looking at the bill, the man started crying. Upon seeing this, the doctor said "If the cost is too high then we could make some other arrangements for you.
"The old man replied, "I am not crying because of the money but I am crying because God let me urinate for 70 years and He never sent me a bill!"
Thursday, December 10, 2015
CLIMATE TALKS IN PARIS: Mother Nature has given up on us
The United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change, UNFCCC, now has a
document from the Paris Climate Change Convention.
Let’s hope the industrial world will hearken.
SMOG IN BEIJING
Meanwhile, Mother Nature has a way of mocking us: to get to the pre-Paris talks held in Bonn from 19 to 23 October, delegates fouled the climate with emissions the equivalent of that from a small city.
Looking at the crowd at the Paris Convention, the quantity of ecosystem-crippling gasses released into the atmosphere is enough for them to discuss throughout the jamboree.
Mother Nature has given up on us.
Let’s hope the industrial world will hearken.
SMOG IN BEIJING
Meanwhile, Mother Nature has a way of mocking us: to get to the pre-Paris talks held in Bonn from 19 to 23 October, delegates fouled the climate with emissions the equivalent of that from a small city.
Looking at the crowd at the Paris Convention, the quantity of ecosystem-crippling gasses released into the atmosphere is enough for them to discuss throughout the jamboree.
Mother Nature has given up on us.
Monday, December 07, 2015
The faithful and hopeful bike
The story says a boy chained his bike to a tree and left for World War 1 (1914-1918). He didn't return.
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Friday, December 04, 2015
Mama Africa
WIKIPEDIA
Mozilla kicks off annual fundraiser on Firefox's home page
The non-profit runs a drive each December -- this is
the fifth straight year -- to finance its education, research and public
awareness campaigns and projects. The money raised does not go toward
expenses incurred to develop and maintain the Firefox browser or Firefox
OS. Mozilla relies on contracts from a variety of search providers,
including Yahoo and China's Baidu, to fund Firefox.
Thursday, December 03, 2015
Being a Nigerian
I had hired a Keke Marwa, taken
two Okada; in search of fuel for my 10-litre jerry can. With
the sun at its peak. No electricity, but high bill and sleep for my
people is hellish without ventilation.
So there was no particular reason to be
patriotic.
But there it was...
There was lump in my throat, a swelling
in my chest and it was all I could do not to stand at attention and
salute (bloody civilian) as it went slowly, but majestically, by:
An Army convoy: wicked-looking
vehicles, apocalypse-like guns mounted (Gatlin, I think) and soldiers
standing straight as a rod.
It soon went out of sight and, sweating
under the raging sun, I continued my hunt. Total that was rescuing us
from shysters suddenly decided not to sell to any one carrying jerry
cans in a bid to curb supply to black marketers. So my tour ended up
with, yes, same black marketers: N200 a litre.
And those soldiers? I don't know o. But
I am certain that the Chibok girls are not anywhere near my house and
Sambisa Forest is up North!
Friday, November 27, 2015
Of the Holy Spirit, killing and dying by fire
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| A picture of praying Christians (online) |
I always have a sinking
feeling when a prayer leader or cleric says pray for Holy Ghost fire to consume
so and so problem or person or enemy. The feeling is from a dilemma as to what
is right and what is proper or what is Biblical.
The little (it is an
extensive little, by the way) I have read of the Bible does not say AT ANY
POINT that Holy Ghost fire consumes. Neither are there instances of fire coming
from the Holy Ghost burning up any body.
The first encounter with the
Holy Spirit is in Acts of the Apostles: at the birth of the Church in Acts 2.
Jesus had told his followers to wait for the Comforter, Teacher, Memory
helper, etc, (John 14: 26 and in other parts of the scriptures). These are just
a few of the many reference to the Holy Spirit in the Bible. But at NO SINGLE
REFERENCE was mention made of His predilection for consuming people.
Thursday, November 26, 2015
Olamide prays for late father
“O God, who hast commanded us to honor our father and our
mother; in Thy mercy have pity on the soul of my father, and forgive his
trespasses; and make me to see him again in the joy of everlasting
brightness. Through Christ our Lord. Amen. Rest well Dad.. Forever in my
heart.”
Marriage Wisdom Nuggets: Being a husband
(My younger sister Whatsapped me this and I think it is worth sharing)
1 Husband is not just a title. Husband is not just the ability to make a wife pregnant. Husband means great responsibility. Husband means houseband; the band that binds the house together. A godly husband is a Priest, a Provider and a Protector. As a Priest a husbands subjects himself to Christ and opens the Word and leads his family to Christ through daily family worship at the family altar.
As a Provider the husband works hard to ensures that the family is well fed, nourished and decently dressed. As a Protector the husband shelters his family from physical harm, emotional and
spiritual attacks. A godly husband; the man of the house; will stand up for his marriage and defend his wife and children and fight for his family’s salvation.
2 Many marriages suffer because spouses are holding on to past mistakes, past failures, past disappointments, past heartbreaks, past rejections & past relationships. You cannot revisit the past & undo the hurtful wrong that happened. You can not unwind the hands of time. You cannot erase the scars. But you can choose to forgive, trust God & move on. No marriage can ever see a better
future without letting go of the past.
1 Husband is not just a title. Husband is not just the ability to make a wife pregnant. Husband means great responsibility. Husband means houseband; the band that binds the house together. A godly husband is a Priest, a Provider and a Protector. As a Priest a husbands subjects himself to Christ and opens the Word and leads his family to Christ through daily family worship at the family altar.
As a Provider the husband works hard to ensures that the family is well fed, nourished and decently dressed. As a Protector the husband shelters his family from physical harm, emotional and
spiritual attacks. A godly husband; the man of the house; will stand up for his marriage and defend his wife and children and fight for his family’s salvation.
2 Many marriages suffer because spouses are holding on to past mistakes, past failures, past disappointments, past heartbreaks, past rejections & past relationships. You cannot revisit the past & undo the hurtful wrong that happened. You can not unwind the hands of time. You cannot erase the scars. But you can choose to forgive, trust God & move on. No marriage can ever see a better
future without letting go of the past.
I Have Political Will To Tackle Traffic Gridlock – Ambode
…Charges Stakeholders On Effective Traffic Strategies
…Lagos Accounts For 70% Of Nigeria’s Transportation Network, Says FRSC Boss
(If only our leaders know we hear too may words all day, all week all year, maybe they will just act and stop talking. Ambo should know Lagosians, indigenes and settlers alike, are waiting for him to de.)
Lagos State Governor, Mr. Akinwunmi
Ambode on Thursday assured the people of the State of his strong
political will to take tough decisions and implement effective
strategies to bring about a robust traffic management system in the
State.
Governor Ambode, who stated this at the
Traffic Management and Transportation Summit organised by the State
Government, said as a government, his administration is keenly committed
to make Lagos work for all, and that effective traffic management, for
him, is a good place to start.
The Governor observed that with the
realities on ground, there is the need for practical and innovative
solutions to address the traffic challenges confronting the State to
deliver immediate dividends and future aspirations.
He said: “Lagos, in many ways, is a
victim of its own success as many people leave other states and travel
to Lagos seeking better opportunities. More Nigerians want to reside in
Lagos and this obviously comes with some challenges.”
Tuesday, November 24, 2015
The Diezani Alison-Madueke phenomenon
(I READ THIS AND MY CONSIDERABLY BIG HEAD
WENT INTO A SPIN. NOT FOR THE AMOUNT OF MONEY INVOLVED, BUT THE TWISTS, TURNS
AND CONVOLUTIONS. IF SOMEBODY FABRICATED THIS, THE PERSON SHOULD GO INTO
FICTION WRITING. IF IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED, TOO BAD. HOWEVER, IT MUST NOT BE FORGOTTEN THAT THIS FAMILY HAVE ALWAYS HAD MONEY.
THIS REPORT IS REPRODUCED HERE VERBATIM FROM
naijaonpoint.)
Investigation by Sahara Reporters has revealed the ways in which former Petroleum Minister, Diezani Alison-Madueke and her network of accomplices, family members, and oil industry big boys sought to conceal and launder an astonishing amount of her corruptly acquired wealth. The laundered funds are the focus of twin investigations by British and Nigerian anti-corruption agencies.
There is now a detailed intelligence documents and briefing on financial information regarding Diezani’s extensive acts of corruption and money laundering. Details below:
Friday, November 20, 2015
Korede Bello matriculates
Congratulations to the #Godwin crooner, Marvins' Korede Bello.
He did his matriculation for a Higher National Diploma (HND) at Nigeria Institute of Journalism (NIJ) on Thursday, November 19, 2015.
It is so good to know that fame and wealth have not taken the quest for knowledge from him, although he arrived late and was not allowed into the hall. Twas all still fun as he took photographs with fellow students and fans.
The institute's authorities and students must be proud of him too, as his songs were on replay mode.
Fine boy, at least you won't have to slight your alma mater again by claiming UNILAG.
He did his matriculation for a Higher National Diploma (HND) at Nigeria Institute of Journalism (NIJ) on Thursday, November 19, 2015.
It is so good to know that fame and wealth have not taken the quest for knowledge from him, although he arrived late and was not allowed into the hall. Twas all still fun as he took photographs with fellow students and fans.
The institute's authorities and students must be proud of him too, as his songs were on replay mode.
Fine boy, at least you won't have to slight your alma mater again by claiming UNILAG.
Wednesday, November 18, 2015
These bear messages too powerful to be ignored
As I read the stories of terrorists
attacks in Paris, these two from Dailymail are poignant.
The one has peace taking flight; the
other tries to bring it back.
Dailymail
Dailymail
Thursday, November 12, 2015
Jigawa commissioner’s husband arrested over fake currency fraud; bailed
The police in Jigawa State have apprehended the husband of one of the commissioners (name withheld) in the state.
The suspect was arrested by officers from Hadejia Divisional Police Headquarters, having been accused of defrauding many people with fake foreign currency.
Items recovered in his possession included N79,000 and somefake denominations of US dollars and Euros.He was released with the intervention of his wife, but that his vehicle was still in police custody.
The suspect was arrested by officers from Hadejia Divisional Police Headquarters, having been accused of defrauding many people with fake foreign currency.
Items recovered in his possession included N79,000 and somefake denominations of US dollars and Euros.He was released with the intervention of his wife, but that his vehicle was still in police custody.
Wednesday, November 11, 2015
Behold President Muhammadu Buhari's NOISEMAKERS
The don himself speaks our mind, as the ministers take their seats. Nigerians must continue to hope:
People’s expectations are very high and expectedly so. Their hope is hinged on the change our party promised. You are now the foot soldiers of that change
—TINUBU
He can’t function without porn!
We’ve been married for over four years now and
have two sons. Our sex life was good until recently when my husband, who is in
his mid 30s, started experiencing erectile failure.
He has since resorted to watching blue
films whenever we want to make love. This easily excites him and he keeps the
film on during sex. I find this very disgusting.
SEX: What young wives can learn from older women
Four good reasons why some men prefer maturity over youth.
Older
women know what they are doing: They have clocked up more lovers so have more
experience. Young girls might have breasts that point to heaven, but older
women will keep him on cloud nine through sheer sexual knowledge.
WS: A sojourner among liars
A book review by Reuben Abati
Professor Wole Soyinka was quoted saying his latest book is the
“nastiest” that he has written so far. InterInventions:
Between Defective Memory and the Public Lie- A Personal Odyssey in The Republic
of Liars (Ibadan: Bookcraft, 2015, 136pp) is quite close to being just
that. But who knows if an even nastier book may follow as Soyinka embarks on
the task of exposing lies in our Republic as he has promised that InterInventions, a follow up to Interventions series (I-IV) will be
dedicated solely to the dismantling of lies in the public space: malicious and
non-malicious lies, lies told, lies magnified, lies fraudulent, murderous lies,
accidental lies, uttered from depraved minds whose sole intention is to create
burdens for their victims, malign, impugn and lower the other so they can be
raised or their stomachs can be nourished at other’s expense.
This is
nevertheless, a publication in which Professor Soyinka settles strictly personal
scores, but this is no pamphleteering that he modestly alludes to, but a fine,
extended essay in the distinguished tradition of that form. He is polemical,
punchy and critical - without mercy or measure! There is no deceit, no pulling
of punches, not much of deliberate concealment; it is Soyinka wielding a
Bazooka in one hand, and a gilt-edged knife in the other, shooting down the
hypocrisy and pretensions of representative figures in a Republic of Liars,
where defective memory, an affliction worse than amnesia, but much closer to
dementia, and psychosis, is standard fare. He deploys language dramatically and
draws blood even if his mood remains charismatic and entertaining as he laughs
at human folly, and the verminous antics of his named and shamed traducers.
Monday, November 09, 2015
Day-old baby abandoned in church premises
Residents of Gowon Estate, Egbeda, Lagos, woke up on Sunday morning to the cry of an abandoned day-old baby, abandoned beside Apostolic Church, around Water Bus Stop.
An eyewitness, Ibukun Olatomi, said: “On Sunday morning, we found a healthy baby wrapped in a white shawl.
“The baby’s medication was also kept beside her. It was one of the residents in the area that initially raised alarm after she discovered the baby.
“A lot of people gathered to take a glance at the little baby. Later, the baby was taken to Gowon Estate Police Station.”
Confirming the report, Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Joe Offor, said members of the Apostolic Church gave the baby first aid treatment in their church clinic before the baby was transferred to Alakara Julienne Centre, where police have adequate facilities to take care of the baby.
An eyewitness, Ibukun Olatomi, said: “On Sunday morning, we found a healthy baby wrapped in a white shawl.
“The baby’s medication was also kept beside her. It was one of the residents in the area that initially raised alarm after she discovered the baby.
“A lot of people gathered to take a glance at the little baby. Later, the baby was taken to Gowon Estate Police Station.”
Confirming the report, Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, DSP Joe Offor, said members of the Apostolic Church gave the baby first aid treatment in their church clinic before the baby was transferred to Alakara Julienne Centre, where police have adequate facilities to take care of the baby.
Coffin maker dumps 14-yr-old son in well for casting evil spell on business
A middle-aged man, identified as Papa Ogada, has dumped his 14-year-old son in a well, accusing him of being behind his inability to make progress in life.
Ogada, a coffin maker, who hails from Oberete village in Obingwa Local Government Area of Abia State, had been complaining that his son was a wizard, who had caused him serial misfortunes since reuniting with him, after leaving his mother’s place.
A source said: “The truth is that the man has been separated from the boy’s mother. Since the boy came back from his mother’s place where he lived, the man has been accusing him of being a wizard.
“He once told us that he had consulted many spiritualists, who told him that his son is a wizard and is behind the problems he has had in his business.
“We are not surprised that he went this far.”
Check details in vanguardngr.com
Ogada, a coffin maker, who hails from Oberete village in Obingwa Local Government Area of Abia State, had been complaining that his son was a wizard, who had caused him serial misfortunes since reuniting with him, after leaving his mother’s place.
A source said: “The truth is that the man has been separated from the boy’s mother. Since the boy came back from his mother’s place where he lived, the man has been accusing him of being a wizard.
“He once told us that he had consulted many spiritualists, who told him that his son is a wizard and is behind the problems he has had in his business.
“We are not surprised that he went this far.”
Check details in vanguardngr.com
‘I haven't heard from my husband since he got a job in Owerri 10 years ago’
A 39-year-old woman, Bose Ayinde, has asked an Igando Customary Court in Lagos to dissolve her 18-year-old marriage with her husband, Nureni, accusing him of abandoning her and children for 10 years, after getting a job in Owerri.
Bose told the court that all efforts to reach her husband proved abortive and that she had been the one paying the house rent and children school fees since his disappearance.
The petitioner said since her husband stopped communicating with her 10 years ago, he neither called to ask for the children’s well-being nor visited.
Bose told the court that all efforts to reach her husband proved abortive and that she had been the one paying the house rent and children school fees since his disappearance.
The petitioner said since her husband stopped communicating with her 10 years ago, he neither called to ask for the children’s well-being nor visited.
Thursday, November 05, 2015
Murder of school prefect in Lagos: Police arrest suspect, six others
Saka Hammed, the 19-year-old student of Gaskia College, Amukoko, Lagos, who allegedly stabbed a prefect, Saheed Jimoh, to death on Wednesday for punishing him over lateness, has been arrested by the police.
He was said to have been arrested by policemen attached to Amukoko Division, in his hideout somewhere around the vicinity, at about 6.40p.m., yesterday.
Also arrested earlier were six students of the college.
Before his arrest, the suspect’s father was invited by the Police for questioning. At 2p.m., yesterday he was still being interrogated by the police.
At Gaskia College yesterday, normal school activities had resumed as students were seen in their respective classes receiving lectures. Officials from the office of Educational Quality Assurance, Zone 14, were also sighted in the school, compiling reports of the incident.
Cultism, charms popular in the school
However, a student, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said: “There are several cult factions in the school. It is an open secret that many students are involved in cult-related activities and the use of charms.
He was said to have been arrested by policemen attached to Amukoko Division, in his hideout somewhere around the vicinity, at about 6.40p.m., yesterday.
Also arrested earlier were six students of the college.
Before his arrest, the suspect’s father was invited by the Police for questioning. At 2p.m., yesterday he was still being interrogated by the police.
At Gaskia College yesterday, normal school activities had resumed as students were seen in their respective classes receiving lectures. Officials from the office of Educational Quality Assurance, Zone 14, were also sighted in the school, compiling reports of the incident.
Cultism, charms popular in the school
However, a student, who spoke on condition of anonymity, said: “There are several cult factions in the school. It is an open secret that many students are involved in cult-related activities and the use of charms.
Wednesday, November 04, 2015
Remembering ‘Ibadan,’ an archetypal poem from the most lyrical era in Nigerian poetry
Ibadan,
running
splash of rust
and
gold-flung and scattered
among
seven hills like broken
china
in the sun.
J.P.
Clark
Tuesday, November 03, 2015
Of bloggers and Wizkid's intelligence
When you embrace technology, it is like
taking a public office— your privacy, or what remains of it, takes
a battering. In any case, voyeurism is one of the indices of
post-modern times.
Whatever contemporary realities have
thrown at us does not excuse going to town with unconfirmed reports
or half-truths.
Bloggers have become content
aggregators and, at times, without acknowledging copyright owners.
So, if only Linda Ikeji had tapped into the endless depth of Wizkid's
knowledge, the prodigy would not have laid into the blogger with
such venom. After all, only a wizkid can make billions singing songs
that have no lyrical syntax or psychological depth.
Nero fiddles, Rome burns...
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| Queues return as fuel scarcity (real or imagined) returns |
Nero fiddled away, while Rome was
burning. The Jews took the fall.
Those Nigerians who can't find fuel to
buy are the Jews in today's Nigeria. Rumours of fuel price slash
prosper; importers won't import, marketers won't lift. Fuel stations
hoard as black marketers literally and figuratively set the country
on fire. Nero fiddles away. Everyone walks on ice-tin ground.
Somehow, power has dropped and
insecurity is taking a new dimension. Some people even blame it all
on former President, Dr. Goodluck Jonathan.
Many more shades of ‘CHANGE’ loom
and every Nigerian you talk to seems to know what is happening, but
concludes with a helpless look. Throw in the prospect of having
ministers without portfolio! Rome burns.
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| Pictures of a Baale's palace in Ajegunle on fire, from a black market dealer's hoard. |
Monday, November 02, 2015
How case file on Dele Giwa's murder disappeared—TSAV
As controversy over the investigations into the 1986 murder of renowned journalist, Dele Giwa, rages, one of the police officers who investigated the crime, Alhaji Abubakar Tsav, has disclosed that the case file on the crime disappeared into thin air in the course of probe.
Dele Giwa, a founding Editor of Newswatch magazine, was killed in his Lagos residence by a parcel bomb on October 19, 1986.
Tsav said that the murder case was initially handled by a former Police Commissioner, now late, adding that it was, thereafter, transferred to him as the officer in charge of general investigations at the Force Criminal Investigation Department, CID, Lagos.
Dele Giwa, a founding Editor of Newswatch magazine, was killed in his Lagos residence by a parcel bomb on October 19, 1986.
Tsav said that the murder case was initially handled by a former Police Commissioner, now late, adding that it was, thereafter, transferred to him as the officer in charge of general investigations at the Force Criminal Investigation Department, CID, Lagos.
Sunday, November 01, 2015
So blacks can invent?
Book review by Andrew Ose Phiri
Black
Inventors, Crafting Over 200 Years of Success
is a ground-breaking book that highlights
the inventions by people of African descent globally. Written by
Keith C. Holmes,
an American who painstakingly spent over twenty years researching and gathering
information on thousands of inventions by Black people from the years
1769 to 2007,
the book is an inspiring must read for Africans at home and in the
Diaspora if only to
engender self confidence in African peoples necessary to reclaim the
21st century, especially
in the crucial areas of science and technology.
If
there is any book one can positively judge from the cover, Black
Inventors is one
of them.
On the cover are pictures of George Washington Carver and Marjorie
Stewart Joyner
with a globe signifying not only the global presence of African
peoples but the contributions responsible for world progress in technology. Carver, though born in
slavery, is one of the world’s prolific inventors and
became the first and greatest agricultural
chemist who single handedly saved Southern USA from environmental
waste by
developing hundreds of products from peanuts, sweet potatoes and
other plants. He was
the first to introduce the practice of crop rotation and planting of
legumes to enrich soils
and his expertise was sought by many governments including even the
Soviet Union under
Stalin.
Friday, October 30, 2015
My latest book is the nastiest—WOLE SOYINKA
Professor
Wole Soyinka has said of his 130-page new book, InterInventions—
Between Defective
Memory and Public Lie, A Personal Odyssey in The Republic of Liars:
“It
is the nastiest book I have ever written. It is so truthful that it
hurts… it is my vengeance against public lies. It is not one of the
butterfly books. No, it is not a butterfly book.
“I want to draw blood (with it). I’m warning all of you, if you feel vengeful, read this book and you will be alright. It is like homeopathic medicine.”
Our WS spoke at the formal inauguration of The Wole Soyinka Foundation, a retreat haven for writers.
The work was presented to the public at the June 12 Cultural Centre, Kuto, Abeokuta, by Governor Adams Oshiohmole of Edo State.
In page seven of the book, he decries “lies of staggering impudence, especially considering the fact that, in most cases, both victims and their traducers are still living.”
According to him, there is the need for a “ritual of public purgation where both sides— such victims of lies and the traducers— are brought together before the public tribunal for the world to know the truth.”
Soyinka also gave insight into alleged lies against him by some individuals and past leaders, including former Governor of Ogun State, Otunba Gbenga Daniel. He states in the first paragraph of Page 82: “It was a great fun (for him, Soyinka) to watch him (Daniel) lie his head off.”
“I want to draw blood (with it). I’m warning all of you, if you feel vengeful, read this book and you will be alright. It is like homeopathic medicine.”
Our WS spoke at the formal inauguration of The Wole Soyinka Foundation, a retreat haven for writers.
The work was presented to the public at the June 12 Cultural Centre, Kuto, Abeokuta, by Governor Adams Oshiohmole of Edo State.
In page seven of the book, he decries “lies of staggering impudence, especially considering the fact that, in most cases, both victims and their traducers are still living.”
According to him, there is the need for a “ritual of public purgation where both sides— such victims of lies and the traducers— are brought together before the public tribunal for the world to know the truth.”
Soyinka also gave insight into alleged lies against him by some individuals and past leaders, including former Governor of Ogun State, Otunba Gbenga Daniel. He states in the first paragraph of Page 82: “It was a great fun (for him, Soyinka) to watch him (Daniel) lie his head off.”
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Who pirated October 1?
When some one
dedicates himself to making quality films in today's Nollywood, there
has to be concern as to how that person stays afloat. Kunle Afolayan
prefers plaques on his walls to money in the bank. He might not be broke, but he must be in debt. He values name
more than wealth, at least for now. He desires to tell a story rather
than exploit the people. His only gain, for now, must be catharsis:
there must be a certain inner glow that beats any orgasm millions of
Nairas (no, make that Dollars) account balance must gives rabidly
money-minded Nigerians. But it is what we have become: selfish,
individualistic, neo-colonial apologists— a being no longer
recognisable, bearing little or no resemblance to the men that made
October 1, 1960, a reality.
But that is what
happens when an otherwise good venture is hijacked by a people
dedicated to feeding fat on ignorance and vulnerability. So, when
Prince Aderopo eagerly goes for the white man's education, the freedom
knowledge gives is tainted by the sexual exploitation a Reverend
Father subjects him to. If he must become human again, he must be
cleansed. So, just as his forefathers would have done, a girl must die
for each of the number of years he was abused; in a land where all
young girls must remain virgin till wedding night, they must die at
the point of deflowering for a befitting cleansing.
Thursday, October 29, 2015
20-year-old sells 2-week-old baby for 20k
MARIA Ekanem, a 20-year-old school drop out from Odukpani Local Government Area of Cross River State, said yesterday in Calabar that poverty and lack of where to stay after she gave birth made her sell her two weeks old baby girl for N20,000.
Maria, who was arrested by the police along five other accomplices, said her boyfriend who got her pregnant, asked her to abort the baby but said a doctor helped her with free antenatal care and food until she gave birth.
This, she added, prompted her to agree to sell the baby when arrangements were made to sell.
Paraded along with Maria were a 55-year-old medical doctor, Okokon Offiong Okoho, the proprietor of Evangel Clinic,of 2, Atu Street; a 70-year-old matron of Sadatoe Maternity located at Umoh Street and a nurse at the maternity who allegedly made the plans to sell the girl to an Abuja-based lady who is now on the run.
Maria, who was arrested by the police along five other accomplices, said her boyfriend who got her pregnant, asked her to abort the baby but said a doctor helped her with free antenatal care and food until she gave birth.
This, she added, prompted her to agree to sell the baby when arrangements were made to sell.
Paraded along with Maria were a 55-year-old medical doctor, Okokon Offiong Okoho, the proprietor of Evangel Clinic,of 2, Atu Street; a 70-year-old matron of Sadatoe Maternity located at Umoh Street and a nurse at the maternity who allegedly made the plans to sell the girl to an Abuja-based lady who is now on the run.
Tuesday, October 27, 2015
Okowa’s victory an act of God — OSANEBI
The Deputy Speaker of Delta
State House of Assembly, Hon Friday Osanebi, has said that the victory of
Governor Ifeanyi Okowa at the election petition tribunal further re-established
that the April polls’ victory was an act of God.
He said: “I am not surprised by
the outcome of the election petition tribunal judgment because Governor Okowa
has both support from God and the people of Delta state. This ruling has
further deepened our democracy and proven that our judicial system can be
relied upon.” VanguardSunday, October 25, 2015
Enugu sex hawker dies after marathon with customers
THE Enugu State Police command through operatives of the Udenu Division has commenced investigations into an alleged incident of murder in which a commercial sex worker was allegedly killed in a brothel after a marathon sex with customers.
It was gathered that around midnight on October 24, the customer, identified as Ikechukwu Oga had gone to a brothel at Obolloafor, in Udenu Local Government Area of Enugu State where he met with the sex hawker, Roseline and had a sex deal.
Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Mr. Ebere Amaraizu, DSP, confirmed the incident in a statement made available to newsmen, explaining that the suspect after a bargain with the deceased, agreed to sleep together for a fee.
It was gathered that around midnight on October 24, the customer, identified as Ikechukwu Oga had gone to a brothel at Obolloafor, in Udenu Local Government Area of Enugu State where he met with the sex hawker, Roseline and had a sex deal.
Police Public Relations Officer, PPRO, Mr. Ebere Amaraizu, DSP, confirmed the incident in a statement made available to newsmen, explaining that the suspect after a bargain with the deceased, agreed to sleep together for a fee.
Thursday, October 22, 2015
800,000 commit suicide from depression annually—DON; 12% of 400m world sufferers ‘re Nigerians
A professor of psychiatry, Joseph Adeyemi, has said that no fewer than 800,000 people commit suicide yearly due to depression, yet policies on mental challenges remain archaic.
Professor Adeyemi, who spoke in Lagos at the presentation of the book Shadows in the Mirror: the Many Faces of Depression, written by Dr. Vivian Ikem, said the Mental Health Act, enacted in the 1900s, was last reviewed in 1959 despite medical improvements made over the years.
Professor Adeyemi, who spoke in Lagos at the presentation of the book Shadows in the Mirror: the Many Faces of Depression, written by Dr. Vivian Ikem, said the Mental Health Act, enacted in the 1900s, was last reviewed in 1959 despite medical improvements made over the years.
Wednesday, October 21, 2015
My man's ex needs to be called to order
My partner’s ex-wife treats him appallingly. They have a son together whom he loves very much. As a result, he has to maintain contact but every time he sees her to collect his son, he comes back really angry and this upsets me. She’s verbally abusive, threatens and belittles him and his self-confidenced is shattered.
I tell him he has to be more assertive with her and suggest ways of handling her but he’s too scared to do it. I’m seriously considering calling her to try to talk some sense into her. She doesn’t frighten me and I’m sick of putting up with her bad behaviour.
I tell him he has to be more assertive with her and suggest ways of handling her but he’s too scared to do it. I’m seriously considering calling her to try to talk some sense into her. She doesn’t frighten me and I’m sick of putting up with her bad behaviour.
Her views on marriage are absurd
I’m one of a group of friends who’ve been together for years and we meet often socially.
A woman in the group is currently going through a bad patch in her marriage due to her husband’s verbal abuse.
Another friend, who’s always been outspoken is showing her true colours once again. When our friend told us her husband undermines her often in the presence of the kids and once threw a plate of food at her in anger, this friend said the husband’s behaviour could not be sorted out with counselling and the worst thing our friend could do is leave and become a single parent.
A woman in the group is currently going through a bad patch in her marriage due to her husband’s verbal abuse.
Another friend, who’s always been outspoken is showing her true colours once again. When our friend told us her husband undermines her often in the presence of the kids and once threw a plate of food at her in anger, this friend said the husband’s behaviour could not be sorted out with counselling and the worst thing our friend could do is leave and become a single parent.
JP Clark and Wole Soyinka!
These baaaaaad boys met at the
commendation service for late Deacon Gamaliel Onosode at Ikoyi
Baptist Church, Lagos.
The good Lord knows how many knocks and
flogging (secondary school) and sleepless nights (tertiary level)
these grey hairs gave me! I still grapple with some of their works.
However, ‘Abiku,’ whichever
version, is now good mainly for its poetics and as a reflection on the ignorance that characterised our forefathers' existence, the subject matter haven
been ‘neutralised’ by the knowledge of sickle cell anaemia.
Sunday, October 18, 2015
Pope Francis tasks Nigerian churches on campaign against poverty, environmental degradation
The Catholic Pontiff, Pope Francis I, has urged Nigerian churches to lead in the campaign against poverty and environmental degradation in order to ensure economic growth and sustainable development.
The Pontiff noted that environmental degradation and poverty were closely related and inseparable, hence the need for an aggressive campaign against the menace.
The Pontiff noted that environmental degradation and poverty were closely related and inseparable, hence the need for an aggressive campaign against the menace.
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