Wednesday, April 27, 2016

Is her sex drive normal?

My 25-year-old girlfriend is 10 years younger than me. I have noticed that her sex drive is stronger than mine, but I’m a bit concerned about how much she masturbates.
We live together and I caught her recently masturbating when I came home earlier than expected in the night. She admitted she masturbates at least once a day.
This is on top of the sex she has with me (about four times a week). Is this normal? Does it mean I’m not satisfying her? She says I am and she just likes doing it, but I’m not sure I believe her.

Baffled my 9-yr-old is diabetic

When my nine-year-old suddenly started wetting the bed years after he had stopped, I noticed he drank water all of the time.
When I mentioned this to a close friend who is a nurse, she said I should bring him to the teaching hospital where she worked, she suspected he must have symptoms of diabetes. I was skeptical until a blood test confirmed it; my son had an insulin-dependent diabetes.
He was placed on admission straightaway and I was told it was lucky I brought him as the glucose levels in his blood were too high. At the level he was, he could have fallen into a coma.

Monday, April 25, 2016

Fulani invades Enugu community



Yesterday there were rumours that Fulani herdsmen would attack some communities in Enugu State. Chairman, Transition Committee, Uzo-Uwani Local Government Area, Cornell Onwubuya, reportedly alerted Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi and the state Commissioner of Police, Ekechukwu on the development.
He was said to have further alerted the leaders of the Fulani community in Enugu State, who met with stakeholders from Uzo-Uwani to address the issue.

AIT:The Poet blabbed on Shakespeare's 400th anniversary


It is now clear why many critics say the quality of Nigerian literature has fallen.

So, last Saturday, AIT news hour brought “a writer, poet and one-time Secretary of the Association of Nigeria Authors” to say something on the occasion of the 400th anniversary of William Shakespeare's death.

She said WS was well known and widely read, born in Stratford-upon-Avon, Bla bla bla. I say mundane!

Wednesday, April 20, 2016

The Librarian Who Saved Timbuktu’s Cultural Treasures From al Qaeda

Months earlier, the Ford Foundation office in Lagos, Nigeria, had given Mr. Haidara a $12,000 grant to study English at Oxford in the fall and winter of 2012. The money had been wired to a savings account. He emailed the foundation and asked for authorization to reallocate the funds to protect the manuscripts from the hands of Timbuktu’s occupiers. The money was released in three days. Mr. Haidara recruited his nephew, and they reached out to archivists, secretaries, Timbuktu tour guides and a half-dozen of Mr. Haidara’s relatives.
The result was a heist worthy of “Ocean’s Eleven.” They bought metal and wooden trunks at a rate of between 50 and 80 a day, made more containers out of oil barrels and located safe houses around the city and beyond. They organized a small army of packers who worked silently in the dark and arranged for the trunks to be carried by donkey to their hiding places.
Over the course of eight months, the operation came to involve hundreds of packers, drivers and couriers. They smuggled the manuscripts out of Timbuktu by road and by river, past jihadist checkpoints and, in government territory, suspicious Malian troops. By the time French troops invaded the north in January 2013, the radicals had managed to destroy only 4,000 of Timbuktu’s nearly 400,000 ancient manuscripts. “If we hadn’t acted,” Mr. Haidara told me later, “I’m almost 100% certain that many, many others would have been burned.”

Tuesday, April 19, 2016

Ekweremadu now EFCC ambassador, calls for special courts

DEPUTY President of the Senate, Senator Ike Ekweremadu, said yesterday that if war against corruption must be achieved in all its ramifications, there was the urgent need to establish special anti-corruption courts.
Senator Ekweremadu, who noted that the setting up of such courts would help reduce the burden on regular courts and fast-track trial of corruption cases, spoke when he was decorated anti-corruption ambassador by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC.
He was decorated in his office by a team from EFCC, led by the National Assembly Liaison Officer, Suleiman Bakari.

My hubby won't leave this neighbour

MY HUSBAND and I have been married for 19 years and have three children. We’ve lived in this friendly neighbourhood throughout our married life and my husband is an extrovert. 
He goes out in the evening with friends and he sits in their homes drinking beer and this is how our problem started. There is this single woman, who moved into her house a few years ago with her two kids. 
Recently, my husband has been constantly visiting her house, not just with other neighbours, but alone.
Some of our neighbours warned me about the implication of these visits and I got angry. I asked my husband what was going on. At first he denied but later admitted that they had feelings for each other, but had not slept together. 
I warned him if he didn’t stop visiting her, I would leave. He promised to stop, but he still visits her under the guise of visiting our neighbours. 
I feel hurt and jealous. I keep thinking he’ll renew the affair and I don’t think I can handle him being in the same room with her. 
He can talk to her in the street, but not at her home. 

I’m scared of leaving after 16 years together

My partner and I have been together for 16 years, but we’ve achieved nothing in that time. 
We still don’t live together and to be honest, I don’t trust him. I know he’s cheating on me as he often gets sexy texts from girls. 
I no longer want to stay with him, but I’m scared to go. I don’t know if l have the strength to leave. 

Monday, April 11, 2016

A selfie gone fatal

A 19-year-old girl was taking a selfie in Foshan, south China. She ignored the honking of the train and shouting from other tourists.
She ended up dead, taken away in an ambulance. 



Tuesday, April 05, 2016

I have never had orgasm

This may sound weird, especially as I’m a mother of four: but I’ve never had sex while sober. And I’ve never “made love”— only had sex. I don’t reach orgasm and I always need a stiff-drink before hand.
I’m currently separated from my husband and have been on my own for over a year. Although I’ve had a few short-term relationships, I back off when men start to get serious.
I’m scared I’ll never have a long-term relationship again. What should I do?

It sounds as though there is something about sex that terrifies you. As a result, what should be a loving experience is something so bad that you need a stiff drink to face it.
But why? Did you have a bad experience when you were young? Or could it be the men you’ve slept with weren’t right for you— you don’t fancy or even like them? Do you have enough time for foreplay before you have sex? 
You need to get together with trusted friends you can talk these problems over with and your doctor should be involved too, so you can really understand what’s going on and try and correct such. 
It takes time to get over frigidity, but you owe it to yourself to try.
(Bunmi Sofola)

He weeps after sex

My boyfriend is the same age as me - 26 - and I’m worried about him. Our sex life is great, but once it’s over, he suddenly changes and becomes depressed.
He even cried a couple of times and then left a sad man. I’m used to men turning over and going to sleep after sex, but his behaviour is weird, to say the least.
Do you think he has hormone problems?

Orgasms often produce immediate after-effects in men and women. Hormones are partly to blame, although emotions—including love, as well as fears about sex— are important too. 
Most people feel relaxed, and you’re not alone in finding men rolling over and dozing off after sex.
But your boyfriend’s reaction is extreme, and it sounds as if sex makes him feel guilty and anxious. The problem might improve as he becomes more confident with you, if not, then encourage him to have a word with his doctor unfailingly. 
(Bunmi Sofola)

No be joke o


Somebody's definition of madness

On a social media forum, somebody says:
How to know a MAD man: He wakes up in the morning. Puts on his clothes and, without washing his face or brushing his teeth, heads straight to the filling station. 
On getting there, he sees an unprecedented multitude queuing up for fuel. He spends about 7 hours on the queue before it gets to his turn and eventually buys PMS for 200/litre. 
He heads back home, fuels his generator, charges his phone and then posts on Facebook #IstandWithBuhari.

Someone read a post on Vanguard's website and his response is engaging

FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA. GOODLUCK EBELE JONATHAN. THE CALL, When America saw the killing in the north in 2011 just because GEJ won the presidential election, they predicted the disintegration of Nigeria in 2015 knowing that there would be another presidential election and GEJ will again win and the war will begin.
 2015 came, they heard and interpreted the Dogs and Baboons soaking in blood statement. America got prepared, they waited in Ghana and observe the happenings the world tuned their ears listening for the sound of bombs and watched expecting the first attack. The "clock stood still" tension walked through the cities, terror became neighbours, everybody became a suspect. 
He remembered the prediction, he remembered the threat, he also remembered the action in 2011. He asked himself, is my political ambition worth the blood of any man? The phone resting on the table Results on cable Jega's voice not stable States still calling Results still coming Tension keep building Prediction drawing near Threat on alert. He remembered you!!!! Your importance to your family Your value to the society Your hope for the future. 
He thought of a way out of this impending secretly organised war. Just then, he picked his phone He dialled a number He said congratulations And: America's prediction failed Buhari's threat failed He uphold the peace He uphold ONE Nigeria The CALL wasn't because he lost The CALL was for you to live And YOU are still alive after 365days. Please, appreciate him and say .... THANK YOU SIR
Vanguard