Okon Tweets

Girls always say they appreciate the little things in life until you present them with a small penis.

You think true love is difficult to find? Try finding the H.O.D of your department when you need his signature on a form.

May God bless you with the kind of wealth that will make your elders call you Big Uncle and Big Aunty.

They tell you the price of some wears in a boutique and you realise that your ancestors who walked around naked or in leaves weren't mad.

If your father is Yoruba and your mother is Igbo, rejoice you are about to become half cast.

Happy Sunday lovely people. Some people will remember to go to church with their chargers and forget their Bible. Don't be like such people.

Finally it happened, beer and petrol are now same price. Now you have 2 choices: drink and walk or don't drink and drive.

Living in Nigeria is so tough man, even Ebola couldn't survive.

Just wondering why people say they slept like a baby, while babies wake up like 10 times every hour.