I am in my early 20's and live at home with my parents. My bedroom is next to theirs and I am kept awake some nights by the horrible sounds they make when they are having sex.
I know things like that are normal, but I feel so embarrassed when I see them the next day.
Nobody is against their having sex at their age, but shouldn’t they tone it down when there are children in the house?
When next this happens and you run into your smugly glowing parents over breakfast, face your mom and tell her “wow, that must have been a really terrible dream I had last night. I heard you screaming as if you were being harassed by armed robbers, and I was really scared, especially when you started panting. I almost rushed into your room, but I knew dad too must have heard the commotion!”
Assume an expression of innocent round-eyed horror as you say this, and watch as they develop exactly the same look.
Your nights should be a lot more peaceful from then on!
(Bunmi Sofola)
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