Saturday, February 28, 2015

What I heard

That President Goodluck Jonathan has said in several fora that his men do not tell him facts(meanng he is just waking up?)

That ghosts are to blame for the Escravos-Lagos gas pipeline rupture(so no arrest can be made)

That now a clear distinction is being made between federal and state roads(so PDP campaign materials can only be found on federal roads, while APC sticks to state ones)

That no matter how good you cure a mad man, he still soliloquises at intervals.

That a mother knows her children even in the dark.


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