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Buhari denies knowledge of ban on AIT

Nigeria’s President-elect, General Muhammadu Buhari (retd), said yesterday that he was not aware of the temporary ban imposed on African Independent Television, AIT, not to cover his official functions.
Consequently, he instructed all his aides, including the security team, to steer clear of all media activities and allow those assigned the responsibility to solely play the role with their colleagues.
In a statement in Abuja yesterday by Directorate of Media and Publicity of All Progressives Congress, APC, Presidential Campaign Council, Buhari said he read about the ban in the papers, stressing that he was neither consulted nor informed about the development.
The President-elect, however, aligned himself with the pronouncement of his party, which had since reversed the ban on AIT.
According to him, sticking to the ban can only bring the party at par with the outgoing People’s Democratic Party, PDP.
Buhari said: “I would like everyone to henceforth stay within his/her defined area of responsibility.
“The time of change has come and we must avoid making the same mistakes as the outgoing government.”

My wife has no vagina opening, man tells court

A Customary Court sitting in Ake, Abeokuta, Ogun State, yesterday, dissolved a three-year-old marriage between Femi Olayiwola and his wife, Kemi, over lack of vagina opening, deceit and frequent fighting.
He told the court his wife deceived him into marrying her, knowing she could not bear him children.
The wife had, however, failed to appear in court, despite several summonses by the court.
Olayiwola said: “My wife had been deceiving me since we got married. I have never seen her experience menstruation. My wife does not have a vagina opening.
“Anytime I ask her for sex, she would give an excuse. Meanwhile, we have been praying to God to give us children.
“My wife did not tell me anything about her condition before we got married, until February this year that she confessed to me that she had never experienced menstruation in her life.

7 dogs attack Akwa Ibom man in Lagos

A 45-year-old commercial driver, Saturday Akpomose, narrowly escaped death last Saturday, after he was attacked by seven dogs at Ajah area of Lagos State. The timely intervention of residents and passers-by saved the driver from the dogs.
Akpomose, who hails from Akwa Ibom State, had gone to the area with his wife to visit his in-law, Mr. Christian Peter, when the dogs pounced on him.
the dogs, owned by a Navy Captain, were being taken out to ease themselves at a nearby uncompleted building, when they saw Akpomose and pounced on him.
The matter was reported at Ogombo Police Division, which referred Akpomose to the General Hospital at Akodo, for immediate treatment due to the severity of his injuries.

Home problem

Punished for crossing Lagos-Abeokuta Expressway close to the pedestrian bridge at Ikeja Along in Lagos, yesterday.
But should they be punished?
Something must be responsible for making a full-grown sensible man risk his life stupidly.

PROSTITUTION IN LIBYA: I gave out my cousin for N10,000—Suspect

Precious Ugochi Okoro

The principal suspect in the kidnap of a teenager, who was taken to Libya for prostitution last year, Kelvin Okorie, said yesterday that he gave his cousin out after taking N10,000 from the suspected traffickers.
The victim, 15-year-old Precious Ugochi Okoro, a boarder at Ikenne Community High School, Ikenne, Ogun State, was reportedly attacked by cultists, while on her way to school in May 2014.
Thereafter, she was reportedly kidnapped and taken to Libya, where she said she was forced into prostitution before her release by the Police in Lagos.
Surprisingly, one of the alleged masterminds turned out to be her cousin, Kelvin Okorie, who was said to have been at the forefront of the search since Ugochi’s disappearance.

My cousin forces himself on me

From time to time, I spend the holidays with my mum’s elder sister and I used to get on well with my cousins. But early last year, I woke to feel the hand of my eldest cousin under my nightie.
I was so frightened though curious that I pretended to still be sleeping. After this, he tried to have full sex with me, but I pushed him off.
Then he started being very nice to me, introducing me to his friends and giving me presents. I was having such a good time that when next he came to the guest room, I let him have sex with me.
He now thinks he could do that any time he wants but I’ve told him to stop.
Recently, he’s been forcing me to have sex with him whether I like it or not. I enjoy the sex but I’m only 16 and he is my first cousin. How do I make him stop?

What you’re doing is incestuous. First, you are not at all legally allowed to have any sexual relationships because of genetic problems it could bring, if pregnancy occurs. Moreover, you’re too young to be playing with adult emotions. You are having unprotected sex which could either result in unwanted pregnancy or sexually transmitted diseases.
You have to be firm with your cousin and put an end to this nonsense. Threaten you’ll tell his parents or yours if he doesn’t stop. When next he crawls into your bed at night, say no and mean it. Leave the room if need be.
(Bunmi Sofola)

I slept with my best friend, now he wants a relationship

I was feeling really lonely a few weeks ago and slept with one of my male friends.
He’s my best friend as a matter of fact and has liked me for years but I didn’t fancy him sexually.
Ever since we slept together, he’s been sending me texts and phone messages and it’s obvious he thinks we’re now an item.
I’m currently recovering from a messy divorce and I don’t want to get involved with any man for now. What should I do?

In a moment of weakness it’s easy to take advantage of an admirer but if you knew he’d always fancied you, you shouldn’t have led him on.
After so many years, his unrequited love appeared to be reciprocated. You can’t blame him for getting carried away.
If there’s no hope of love between you, then you have to let him go. Be cruel to be kind and explain how you feel about your recent divorce.
He may feel angry and cut off contact as he heals his heart, but if you share true friendship then he’ll still be there to support you in future.
(Bunmi Sofola)

Lost in my wife's kitchen

(During one of those relax-the-body-with-laugh moments, a big bros told me how he is constantly confused in the kitchen.)

HIS STORY: It is not a big affair. But each time I enter the kitchen, it feels like attempting to be 22 players in Akpabio's stadium.

“Dirty plates must go to this side of the sink,” Madam told me once. “Remnants must be scraped off and put here because they have to be kept dry if I can't wash immediately….” blah, blah, blah.

This was after I had been weaned of leaving plates were I ate. Now, can't these bloody plates stay anywhere in the kitchen?

There is also a specific place and how to keep spoons so they won't fall or go behind the cabinet. The cups too must be positioned in a particular way to keep them dry and clean. And, God help me, I must rinse plate, spoon, cup before use!

There are, at least, three hands towels in that kitchen. One for the hands after handling anything, another to carry hot pots and pans, and one more for cleaning surfaces. There is another I must use after washing my hands once I come in every evening. (I swear, am harassed into washing my hands when I return from work).

She was jailed 266 years for N8m theft

A female staff of a popular eatery, Oluremi Olayinka, was yesterday convicted and sentenced to 266 years imprisonment by Justice A. A. Akinyemi of Ogun State High Court, Abeokuta, for stealing N8 million belonging to her employer.
The offence is contrary to Sections 390(6)(7)(8), 467 and 468 of the Criminal Code Law Cap 29, Laws of Ogun State.
The court found the convict guilty on all the 34 charges and sentenced her to seven years on each of 30 counts and 14 years on the remaining four charges. The sentences are to run concurrently.

SUSPECTED HACKER: This man's accused of stealing N68bn from a bank

The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission, EFCC, Monday, arraigned one Stephen Omaidu before Justice M. A. Nasir of Federal Capital Territory High Court sitting in Jabi, Abuja, on a two-count charge bordering on theft to the tune of N68.028 billion.
Omaidu, in connivance with Alhaji K. B. Kabiru, Godswill Oyegwa, Ben and Oliver, all at large, allegedly hacked into the server of a second-generation bank and transferred N68.028 billion into different accounts for personal gains.

A seat for breakfast leads to taxi driver's death

A 39-year-old taxi driver was reportedly beaten to death over a space to sit, as he was about to eat his breakfast after taking a sachet of dry gin, at Onipanu Bus Stop, Ikorodu Road, Lagos State.
At about 9am the victim, identified as Tunde Odutola, was attacked after he parked his car, bought food from a vendor and asked Esther, the daughter of drinking joint owner, who had earlier sold him dry gin, to get up and allow him sit for his breakfast.
Trouble started when Odutola felt slighted after Esther allegedly refused to leave her seat. He allegedly rained abuses on her till other customers intervened.
Odutola allegedly attacked one of the peacemakers, Taju Adeboye, who used crutches. This led to a scuffle, which degenerated into a mob attack. The victim was lynched.

OREKOYA KIDNAP SAGA: Suspect meets victims, begs for forgiveness

The three Orekoya children kidnapped by their nanny, Fumilayo Adeyemi, and their parents visited Lagos State Police Command to have a glimpse of the nanny that masterminded their kidnap.
The 35-year-old-woman, a native of Osun State, was arrested by operatives of the Special Anti-Robbery Squad, SARS, led by Abba Kyari, nine days after she kidnapped the children: Aderomola, Adedamola and Demola Orekoya, who were between the ages of 11 months and six years, from their home at Surulere area of Lagos.
The children, who were kidnapped a few hours after the nanny was employed by their mother, were rescued last Wednesday at Shasha, Akowonjo area of Lagos, by a good Samaritan who found them in a bag where they were dumped by the suspect.

Man allegedly kills wife over his infidelity

Tragedy  struck, weekend, at the sleepy rural Umuagbadagwo, Ikwuano Obodoukwu, Ideato North Local Government Area, following the reported killing of Mrs Emilia Ebedo by her husband over alleged infidelity and extravagance on the part of the man.
It was not clear what the husband, 50, used on the woman.
Some sympathizers saying the six-year-old marriage between the deceased and her husband never knew peace.
The sympathizers claimed that following alleged sexual escapades of her husband, Emilia denied her husband sex over fears of contracting sexually-transmitted diseases.

Traditional ruler angry over brothel established near palace

Following the erection of a brothel near his palace, the traditional ruler of Amaokpala in Orumba North Local Government Area of Anambra State, His Royal Highness Igwe C. O. Okeke, has sent a distress call to Governor Willie Obiano and Commissioner of Police.
He sees the location of the hotel, which shares a perimeter fence with his palace, as desecration and denigration of the community’s traditional institution and an affront to his person.

A shitty education

A laundryman's receptionist reports a customer's complaint.

They missed one thing

What kind of ritual would Jesus sanction?

Vanguard's Mr & Mrs

Only God know how much dey other places.

Shekau, Boko Haram leader makes Time magazine 100 most influencial persons list

Leader of the dreader Boko Haram sect, Abubakar Shekau, President-elect, Muhammadu Buhari, Leader of the #BringBackOurGirls campaign, Obiageli Ezekwesili, and award-winning novelist, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie, have been named among the Time Magazine’s 100 world's most influential persons list.

Chimamanda Adichie was described as a Conjurer of character, in an essay by Deputy Managing editor of TIME, Radhika Jones.

“A MacArthur ‘genius’ grant recipient, Adichie writes of the complex aftermath of Nigeria’s colonial history and her nation’s rise to prominence in an era when immigration to the West no longer means a one-way ticket,” Jones noted of Adichie.

At 28, I haven’t slept with a girl yet

I’m 28 and I’ve never had a girlfriend. I haven’t even kissed a woman, and now I feel that I never will. Everybody I know seems to be talking about sex, love and relationships.
Television programmes, newspapers, magazines and songs on radio constantly remind me of these things. It makes me feel so inadequate and depressed. As a result, I don’t feel like going out any more only to watch other people have fun.
Recently, I’ve toyed with the idea of visiting prostitutes just so that I could know what it is like to be close to a woman. I wish I could meet a girl and fall in love but all hope seems to have been lost.

It’s true that most men need the comfort and intimacy of female companionship and it is this feelings of yours that you’re inadequate that is preventing you from reaching out for a woman’s love. There are tons of lonely women who want sex and a caring relationship just as much as you do. You need to accept that you are as loveable as the rest of us, and that your desire for sex is nothing to be ashamed of. This will make you feel able to respond to the interest of the women you meet.
You’re not alone as a lot of people have wondered if they would ever find romance, only to find it when they least expected. Instead of secretly aching for love, show some of the women you meet that you’re interested in them. Men who flirt and express their romantic needs have girlfriends. So go out there and find the love you deserve. Don’t let one or two rejections put you off, more women are bound to say yes.
(Bunmi Sofola)