A) Ghana's Vice President drove into a
local (home brand) vehicle factory and bought two SUVs.
Eh! Na custom-made BMWs our Ogas at the
top they use here o.
B) One bros said he would impregnate
and beat another man's wife.
However, I can't tell which of the two
doings will come first. He must have been practising these for a
while. Anyway, make we ask wetin the woman tell am b4 e get these
ambitions sha.
C) Lawmakers making laws, sorry, noise
about being owed one month salary!
Who be the slothful worker wey no know
say our lawmakers need even their August salaries and allowance
because times are hard?
D) One presidential character said
Nigerians aren't suffering.
Now, who took that rumour of suffering
to the ears of a Nigerian gone phantom? When he comes back to earth
in or before 2019, we will ask him to repeat himself.
E) They discovered 3,916 ghost workers
in one south-east state.
Ah! Who killed them? Or, more amazing,
who buried them? No, the most amazing is how they finally decided to
resurrect them.
F) That Pogba is worth 100 million
pounds, while Mikel is 7.7.
Children no get respect again o.
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