Thursday, July 14, 2016

THE STRANGE THINGS I HEARD THIS WEEK


A) Ghana's Vice President drove into a local (home brand) vehicle factory and bought two SUVs.
Eh! Na custom-made BMWs our Ogas at the top they use here o.

B) One bros said he would impregnate and beat another man's wife.
However, I can't tell which of the two doings will come first. He must have been practising these for a while. Anyway, make we ask wetin the woman tell am b4 e get these ambitions sha.

C) Lawmakers making laws, sorry, noise about being owed one month salary!
Who be the slothful worker wey no know say our lawmakers need even their August salaries and allowance because times are hard?


D) One presidential character said Nigerians aren't suffering.
Now, who took that rumour of suffering to the ears of a Nigerian gone phantom? When he comes back to earth in or before 2019, we will ask him to repeat himself.

E) They discovered 3,916 ghost workers in one south-east state.
Ah! Who killed them? Or, more amazing, who buried them? No, the most amazing is how they finally decided to resurrect them.

F) That Pogba is worth 100 million pounds, while Mikel is 7.7.
Children no get respect again o.

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